My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
