Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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