If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Randomize
