This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son