I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.