Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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