if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Randomize
