found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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