I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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