Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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