Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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