Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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