I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I need a beard to bite.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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