so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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