you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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