Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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