It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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