she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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