No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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