I accidentally had phone sex last night
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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