I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
