Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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