the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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