I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
