For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
