I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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