Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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