fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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