How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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