New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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