I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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