So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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