how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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