How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The feeling are messing with the penis
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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