Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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