How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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