The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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