What should our trivia night team be named?
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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