I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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