come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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