When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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