i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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