be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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