I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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