Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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