I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Randomize