Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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