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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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