There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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