are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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