I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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