Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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