I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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