What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
