I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Alive.
So much puke
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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