I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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