Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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